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Love is temporary. Beans are forever.
The BE[ANS] MY VALENTINE tee is a soft-pink, deadpan love letter to romance, bad decisions, and canned commitment. Featuring Mike Rhys in full chaotic sincerity, this shirt walks the line between heartfelt and unhinged — exactly where Valentine’s Day belongs.
Wear it on a date. Wear it ironically. Wear it because someone needs to understand what you’re about immediately.
Printed on a classic unisex fit that holds its shape and pairs perfectly with denim, layers, or emotional baggage.
Details
• 100% cotton (soft, breathable, durable)
• Structured unisex classic fit
• Midweight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
• Clean edges and sharp lines
• Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
• Built for everyday wear, dates optional
Disclaimer
Pink may cause attention, confusion, and unexpected attraction. Beans not included.
BE[ANS] MY VALENTINE by Mike Rhys
$25.00
The BE[ANS] MY VALENTINE tee is a soft-pink, deadpan love letter to romance, bad decisions, and canned commitment. Featuring Mike Rhys in full chaotic sincerity, this shirt walks the line between heartfelt and unhinged — exactly where Valentine’s Day belongs.
Wear it on a date. Wear it ironically. Wear it because someone needs to understand what you’re about immediately.
Printed on a classic unisex fit that holds its shape and pairs perfectly with denim, layers, or emotional baggage.
Details
• 100% cotton (soft, breathable, durable)
• Structured unisex classic fit
• Midweight fabric (5.0–5.3 oz/yd²)
• Clean edges and sharp lines
• Tubular fabric with taped neck and shoulders
• Built for everyday wear, dates optional
Disclaimer
Pink may cause attention, confusion, and unexpected attraction. Beans not included.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |