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One sentence. Three facts. Zero explanation.
It's the kind of statement that raises more questions than it answers. Whether it's a terrible laundry decision, an unfortunate life choice, or just classic Mike Rhys, we'll let everyone else figure it out.
Wear it with confidence.
Just maybe... don't let anyone check if it's accurate.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Black Shirt. White Shoes. Brown Undies.
$30.00
It's the kind of statement that raises more questions than it answers. Whether it's a terrible laundry decision, an unfortunate life choice, or just classic Mike Rhys, we'll let everyone else figure it out.
Wear it with confidence.
Just maybe... don't let anyone check if it's accurate.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• All Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |