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Stingy Jack Tee

$29.95
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The jack-o’-lantern started with a guy who was allegedly such a pain in the ass that neither Heaven nor Hell wanted him.

According to the Irish legend of Stingy Jack, he repeatedly tricked the Devil, died, got rejected from both destinations, and was left wandering the earth with a burning coal inside a carved turnip. That story became associated with the jack-o’-lantern tradition. Pumpkins came later in America because they were bigger and considerably less miserable to carve.

So this is basically the face of a man permanently banned from the afterlife.

Orange tee. Distressed black grin. Dripping eyes. Appropriate for Halloween, bad decisions, and anyone committed to overstaying their welcome.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

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